How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you get Mexicans out of your house?

Juan by Jaun

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

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What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?

It might Pikachu.

What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?

A bat mat.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What do you calla brown guy that asks a lot of question?

A curry-ous guy

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

What do wives and shingles have in common?

if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.