How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

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How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.