How do hurricanes see?

With one eye

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What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

Why is a hurricane called a hurricane?

If it were predictable, it'd be called a himmicane