Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

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Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

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What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him?

A: Rearranged the furniture

What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.