Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

House Jokes More House Jokes

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !

What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

What is the difference between a divorce and a hurricane in the south?

Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

The multiplication table.