What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

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What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

What is the sound of one hand typing?

Fap-fap-fap.

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What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Eye Deer Jokes More Eye Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)