How do pirates sing the ABC's?

abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

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What do you call a black, seafaring plunderer?

Pirate. Unless you're a clever racist, then you might've said "nigarrr".

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

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Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.