How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

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What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Where do alcoholics get their breakfast pastries?

Drunken Donuts

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How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.