What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What goes on forever with no head?

A loveless marriage.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats