How do police know that princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.