Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

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Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

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What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent

Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.

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What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

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Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.