Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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They suspected it of fowl play.

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.