Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

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How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

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Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

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How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.