How do you call a lesbian, black, Canadian woman?

With a phone.

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

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What's your phone number?

looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....

Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.