How do you call a lesbian, black, Canadian woman?

With a phone.

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones?

They were just 2G's

How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella