What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes little kids?

A pedrophile.

What do you call a monk that likes vaporwave?

A S C E T I C

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What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!