Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

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What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

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Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

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How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!