How do you get to Auschwitz from Berlin?

You have to take the Third Reich.

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Who's there ! Berlin ! Berlin who ?

Berlin maiden over !

Why Eiffel Tower is so high?

So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry :P .

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What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich?

Post-Imprussianist.

What do you call a blind member of the Third Reich?

A "notsee" because they cannot see! I'll see myself out...

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What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

What is the best formula for leaving Auschwitz?

Lenght of chimney x wind speed