What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

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Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

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Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

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What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

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What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

What was the dentist's horrific gastronomical invention?

Tartar sauce.