What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

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How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

What's the difference between a muddy bicycle and a ditzy lesbian?

One is a dirty bike and the other is a derpy dyke.

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What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

What was the dentist's horrific gastronomical invention?

Tartar sauce.