What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

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How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Why do Italian men grow mustaches?

To try to look like their mothers.

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What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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How do you pick up women in Auschwitz?

With a broom &amp dustpan.

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

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What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

flatulence"