What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

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Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

Whats that smell?

Auschwitz.

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What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ?

Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !