How do you interrupt a vegans dinner?

Just turn on the sprinkler.

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How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers

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Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!