How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

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How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

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Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

What do you call a skeleton who just had anesthesia?

A numbskull

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Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.