How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

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What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

because he had no body to go with

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

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How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.