What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers

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What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

Present Alms!

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

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Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.