How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons?

LemonAIDS

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.