How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter