How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.