Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

How long does it take for a black woman to poop?

Nine months.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...