Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?

Both are food from aloft!