How do you know a wood pieces history?

You check its logbook

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What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

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What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.