Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

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How do make a car top?

Tep on the brake 'tupid.

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

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Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

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How to keep a reader in suspense?

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How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

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Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.