How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

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What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

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How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

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What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time

What's ten inches long and white?

Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once D

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What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.