How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

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What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

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What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What do you call a trailer park in a tornado?

Wind chimes.