How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ?

He has cat-arrh !

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What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !