How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

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Why did the number 6 cry?

Why did the number 6 cry? Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

What's the difference between a white bodybuilder and a black bodybuilder?

A white bodybuilder has 6 packs whereas a black bodybuilder has 2 pac

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Why was 6 happy to see 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.

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Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

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What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...