Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...
Because women have no rights.
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Dude,I already did my time.
One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.
Because windows 7 8 9
10 E's
Why did the number 6 cry? Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)
A white bodybuilder has 6 packs whereas a black bodybuilder has 2 pac
Because 7 ate 9.
He had a lot of aspirations.
The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.
In a mirror.
Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second
It takes 10 months to give it a good meal
Because 9, 8, 7....
I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.