Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...
He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer.
A borkmark.
ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)
Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window
not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.
The nba
The Galaxy note 7
A URLologist
Because the condition was untweetable.
In a mirror.
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
It takes 10 months to give it a good meal
Because 9, 8, 7....
I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.