How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

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How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

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Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

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What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

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Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

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What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.

Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

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What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

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Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...