Vet: I have good news and bad news..
Because he couldn't see that well.
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!
The track is alright."
Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.
Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot
he's legitimately concerned.
