How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

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What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

What does a cat say when he likes something?

A: It's purrrfect.

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What's the good news?

Doctor: You should make it til Shark Week

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

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How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

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What did the grad students call the new Asian post-doc?

The Yellow Fellow.

Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."