How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly?

The entrance is a dumbledore.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

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What do you call a Jamaican teacher at Hogwarts?

De mentor.

How does Albus get into Hogwarts?

Through the Dumble-door

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What does Little Finger call the entrance to his brothel?

Hodor.

What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step