When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

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What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

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They keep the tips.

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Always tip your server.

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A URLologist.

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Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

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Cause the system is broke, yo.

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Because white people destroy everything.

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She had a 19" rack.

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.