What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

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How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

How do black people get to Hogwarts ?

They go through wall 9 3/5