What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

What do you call a frog with seven legs?

A seven-legged frog.

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running . . . JK! Rolling

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

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What do you call a Jamaican teacher at Hogwarts?

De mentor.

What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue