How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

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When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

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Who's there ! Baron ! Baron who ?

Baron mind who you're talking to !

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

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What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

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Why does Reddit have so many reposts?

Because you already read-it.

What do you call Kim Jong-un reading a Stephen King novel?

Fearless Reader

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Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.