How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

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Why are people afraid to talk to black people?

Their scared they'll say something nigative

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

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Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

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What is a double-blind study?

Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

What does Light Yagami drink at the bar?

Tekira!