How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

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How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

3.99 a minute.

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

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Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

What is the anthem for Scottish Engineers?

A: "All the Single Laddies" Edit: Read it carefully

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Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard drinks were on the house.

What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars?

A bar-bee!