What did the Mexican family get for Christmas?

Deported

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park Bench?

The bench can support a family.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross Country.

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Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.