What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

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What do you call a PED for bears?

Polaroids.

Why are cpws made for dancing?

They're all born hoofers!

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What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

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Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."