How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

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Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

What do wives and shingles have in common?

if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.