What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What does a neckbeard call his imaginary girlfriend and his disease?

Ma'lady

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

Shingle Jokes More Shingle Jokes

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

What do wives and shingles have in common?

if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.