What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

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What is a homeless man's favorite type of music?

House music

Why didn't the Smurfs fit in the house?

There wasn't mushroom.

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What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

Shingle Jokes More Shingle Jokes

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

What do wives and shingles have in common?

if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.