How do you make seven even?

Take the s off.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like."

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Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.