What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

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Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

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Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

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Cause they don't have balls to scratch

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It was Allah dream.

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What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

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Because it's perfect, just the way God made it.

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What do you do, if you're jerking off when you're meant to do something else but you're putting it off?

Procrasturbation.

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A pen, you jerk.

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.