What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

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Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

Who's gonna be Batman?

leaves Earth*

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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

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What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.