How do you pick up women in Auschwitz?

With a broom &amp dustpan.

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What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

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What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend?

Auschwitz

What's the best campsite in the world?

Auschwitz, received well over three million starts