What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What' the bare minimum?

One bear

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.