What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata?

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?

Single.

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.