What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.