How do you start an earthquake in East Africa?

Shake Djibouti.

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!