Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

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What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

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Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

Who wins the election?

America.

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Why do you never see people with disabilities in North Korea?

You have been banned from .

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

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Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

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Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy