What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call lying furniture?

Untrustable

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's a Hindu?

it lays iggs."

Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

Cod Jokes More Cod Jokes

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold."

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

Where does Joseph Kony train his soldiers?

Arizona