How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.