How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.