Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.