How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

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Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

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How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

What's so cool about Star Wars anyway?

then jetpack through the ceiling.

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What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

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How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.