How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot?

Perky.

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What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

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How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot?

Perky.

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!