Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

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What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

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What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot?

Perky.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

yesallwomen

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

What did Ryu say when he was taking a dump?

IMMM-DUKEN!'"

Mother Flea Jokes More Mother Flea Jokes

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.